I'm off to rock The Vote. And by that I mean I will throw stones at it. Take that, Vote! You shifty eyed spawn of a two bit whore! Or maybe I'll just cast my ballot. It could go either way, really. Except for the first way. It can't really go that way. The Vote is neither tangible nor susceptible to rocks. Even at high velocity. But if it were! Oh hoho.... If it were.... yeah, I'd still probably not stone it. That's just not polite.
Vote, bitches.
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Enslaving The White Race: A Message of Hope
The NRO has an awesome piece that totally opened my eyes on Obama's evil terrorist dealings.
"Let’s try a thought experiment. Say John McCain attended a party at which known racists and terror mongers were in attendance. Say testimonials were given, including a glowing one by McCain for the benefit of the guest of honor ... who happened to be a top apologist for terrorists. Say McCain not only gave a speech but stood by, in tacit approval and solidarity, while other racists and terror mongers gave speeches that reeked of hatred for an American ally and rationalizations of terror attacks.
Now let’s say the Los Angeles Times obtained a videotape of the party.
...
So now, let’s leave thought experiments and return to reality: Why is the Los Angeles Times sitting on a videotape of the 2003 farewell bash in Chicago at which Barack Obama lavished praise on the guest of honor, Rashid Khalidi — former mouthpiece for master terrorist Yasser Arafat?
Dude, I love this game! Since I've seen exactly as much of this video as the Mr. A.C. McCarthy of the NRO has, I'm guessing I'm equally as qualified to play it as he is. So now let's say that, when pressed into a record and played backwards on a phonegraph (or "newfangled talking machine," as I like to call them) Senator Obama's speech at this Soirée of Terror gives a detailed account of his plan to enslave the white race. What then, huh? Now say that seven virgin goats where slaughtered to apease Montoombe, the great black god of abortions, jihad, desicrating Christmas and the fall harvest. I'm getting pretty good at this game. Say their was very little speaking done at all, beyond a minor cheesy plot about how Farrakhan's shower was flooding, and Obama had to be called in to "clean his pipes". Yes, my friends. Let's say that this video that the MSM is refusing to release was actually none other than Barack Obama's freshman venture into they world of gay terrorist porn. Let's say that. How disgraceful.
Is this really the kind of man you want as your next President?
"Let’s try a thought experiment. Say John McCain attended a party at which known racists and terror mongers were in attendance. Say testimonials were given, including a glowing one by McCain for the benefit of the guest of honor ... who happened to be a top apologist for terrorists. Say McCain not only gave a speech but stood by, in tacit approval and solidarity, while other racists and terror mongers gave speeches that reeked of hatred for an American ally and rationalizations of terror attacks.
Now let’s say the Los Angeles Times obtained a videotape of the party.
...
So now, let’s leave thought experiments and return to reality: Why is the Los Angeles Times sitting on a videotape of the 2003 farewell bash in Chicago at which Barack Obama lavished praise on the guest of honor, Rashid Khalidi — former mouthpiece for master terrorist Yasser Arafat?
Dude, I love this game! Since I've seen exactly as much of this video as the Mr. A.C. McCarthy of the NRO has, I'm guessing I'm equally as qualified to play it as he is. So now let's say that, when pressed into a record and played backwards on a phonegraph (or "newfangled talking machine," as I like to call them) Senator Obama's speech at this Soirée of Terror gives a detailed account of his plan to enslave the white race. What then, huh? Now say that seven virgin goats where slaughtered to apease Montoombe, the great black god of abortions, jihad, desicrating Christmas and the fall harvest. I'm getting pretty good at this game. Say their was very little speaking done at all, beyond a minor cheesy plot about how Farrakhan's shower was flooding, and Obama had to be called in to "clean his pipes". Yes, my friends. Let's say that this video that the MSM is refusing to release was actually none other than Barack Obama's freshman venture into they world of gay terrorist porn. Let's say that. How disgraceful.
Is this really the kind of man you want as your next President?
Monday, October 27, 2008
A Sad Day For Anti-Competitive Practices
Palin on Senator Stevens:
"This is a sad day for Alaska and a sad day for Senator Stevens and his family," she said on the tarmac at Richmond International Airport. "The verdict shines a light on the corrupting influence of the big oil service company up there in Alaska that was allowed to control too much of our state. And that control was part of the culture of corruption that I was elected to fight, and that fight must always move forward regardless of party affiliation or seniority or even past service.
"As Governor of the State of Alaska, I will carefully now monitor the situation and I'll take any appropriate action as needed. In the meantime, I ask the people of Alaska to join me in respecting the workings of our judicial system and I'm confident that Senator Stevens from this point on will do the right thing for the people of Alaska,"Palin did not respond when asked if she will vote for Sen. Stevens next week and promptly boarded her campaign plane.
Translation: You'd better step the fuck down from your candidacy, bitch, on the off chance that Alaska will vote for an empty republican seat that I can fill when I lose the National election.
It is nice to see that her "respecting the workings of [their] judicial system", though. Moreso than she respects the workings of their legislative inquiries, at least.
Doctors: Better Than Average, Even When Compared To Average Doctors
Excerpt from USA Today:
"Part of the challenge extends from the fact that we Americans have an overabundance of self-confidence. So much, in fact, that management guru Marshall Goldsmith reports that 70% of the 50,0000 people he has surveyed rank themselves in the top 10% of their peer group. Among doctors, pilots and investment bankers, the number is even higher. Once when Goldsmith told a group of doctors that his "extensive research" had revealed that exactly half of all MDs graduated in the bottom half of their med-school class, two in the audience insisted that this was impossible."
- Oliver Thomas
Just keep telling yourself that your are a unique and special snow flake, and that no other race/ ethnic group/culture/ religion/ nation/ occupation/ favorite sports team/ alma mater is nearly as awesome as yours.
"Part of the challenge extends from the fact that we Americans have an overabundance of self-confidence. So much, in fact, that management guru Marshall Goldsmith reports that 70% of the 50,0000 people he has surveyed rank themselves in the top 10% of their peer group. Among doctors, pilots and investment bankers, the number is even higher. Once when Goldsmith told a group of doctors that his "extensive research" had revealed that exactly half of all MDs graduated in the bottom half of their med-school class, two in the audience insisted that this was impossible."
- Oliver Thomas
Just keep telling yourself that your are a unique and special snow flake, and that no other race/ ethnic group/culture/ religion/ nation/ occupation/ favorite sports team/ alma mater is nearly as awesome as yours.
Unfortunately For Many of You, Only the Exceptionally Witty and Intelligent Will Fully Understand and Enjoy This Blog
I looked around at the myriad of reputable news sources, disreputable news sources and mind boggling number of blogs citing both reputable and disreputable news sources on the internet, and I said, "Me too."
We're just over a week away from the 2008 election, and it seems that the most hilarious news stories have been beaten into the ground 50 times over. Some of you may say that I've arrived on scene far too late, or that I bring far too little to the table. I'm preemptively dubbing any of you who wish to say this "assholes". In your collective faces. As a true American, I have chosen to procrastinate in the creation of this blog, as I will continue to procrastinate in everything I ever do. As far as substance goes, I believe in neither quantity nor quality. Yeah, that's right. I transcend both. If you're looking for a reason to read my blog, try this on for size: Forming an opinion is a pain in the ass. Forming your own opinion is so hard, in fact, that most of us just don't even bother. It's far simpler to adopt the opinions of anyone we trust. I don't need to say it, but I did to make it easier for you to follow my line of thought. Thus illustrating my compassion for my fellow man, and the strong leadership qualities that make me so endearing. So, let me make life a little easier for you. Put your trust in me, and I'll form your opinions for you.
We're just over a week away from the 2008 election, and it seems that the most hilarious news stories have been beaten into the ground 50 times over. Some of you may say that I've arrived on scene far too late, or that I bring far too little to the table. I'm preemptively dubbing any of you who wish to say this "assholes". In your collective faces. As a true American, I have chosen to procrastinate in the creation of this blog, as I will continue to procrastinate in everything I ever do. As far as substance goes, I believe in neither quantity nor quality. Yeah, that's right. I transcend both. If you're looking for a reason to read my blog, try this on for size: Forming an opinion is a pain in the ass. Forming your own opinion is so hard, in fact, that most of us just don't even bother. It's far simpler to adopt the opinions of anyone we trust. I don't need to say it, but I did to make it easier for you to follow my line of thought. Thus illustrating my compassion for my fellow man, and the strong leadership qualities that make me so endearing. So, let me make life a little easier for you. Put your trust in me, and I'll form your opinions for you.
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